GO GO POWER RANGERS !!

Ok fine. The title is not in any way relevant to this posting. Watevs :P Moving on, those who are close to me know that I am a heavy smoker. Sorry for the second hand smoking effects people..hehehehe :) I enjoy smoking because of the nicotine euphoria I get when inhaling those cancer sticks. Well, all good things must come to an end.( Good Bryan??? Seriously??)

You see, I currently have these tiny bumps on my skin which I thought was body acne initially. Funny, because I never had body acne. ( Narciccist much Bryan?) I blamed the water in UiTM for causing these unsightly bumps. According to the infamous Dr. Safura, the bumps are caused by germs infection for not showering frequently. I was like, Hellooooooooooo lady, Me? Not showering frequently? Pepek kau. Cis. Anyhoos, she was the doctor and I was her sex slave, errr...I mean patient. I obliged to her medical prescription thinking it would solve my skin problem.

Lo and behold, Im back at home, I finished the fucking medicine and I still have these fucking bumps on my body. Me, being the vain person that I am told Daddy to take me to the clinic. This was how the situation at the clinic was :

Dr. : So what seems to be the problem?
Bryan : I have these bumps on my skin and I dont know what causes them.
Dr. : Let me see. ( Proceeds to look at my hands ) Owh gosh darling. ( Ok, the Doctor did not say that ) Bryan its seems you have inflammation of the sweat glands.
Bryan : Owh.

Fast forward 1 hour later. Bryan at home. Googling inflammation of the sweat glands. I officially diagnosed myself with,

Hidradenitis Suppurativa

This fucking disease is apparently caused by obesity and cigarrete smoking. Obesity? I dont think so. Ciggie smoking? Aha...a lightbulb just went off. Damn. So now I am trying my hardest to kick my smoking habit. I even gave my last pack of ciggies to my brother for him to hide. I hope this helps with the excruciating sickness. Cis. It takes my skin to be grow bumps for me to stop smoking. Vain much huh Bryan? Lung cancer, stroke, heart attack, gangrene? Tak pandang pun. Cis. Till then,

Lotsa shitties,
Bryan :)

YES, I WANT YOU xD

Its been ages huh since my last update. Well, yours truly has been busy with finals and all. Now, that Im back home, I have all the free time in the world to do shit. That is why I have been glued to the tv every waking hour. Then, IT happened. I was channel surfing when my eyes glazed over this show where a couple was dancing oh-so-gracefully. Press "INFO", the show is called "So You Think You Can Dance". Might be interesting, so I decided to watch.

Lo and behold, it was Chelsie Hightower and Mark Kanemura's turn to perform. Dayummmmm!!!

That Mark is FINE !!!! Those who know me might understand my obsession with MARK KANEMURA. Slanted eyes? Check. Tall? Check. Fair? ABSOLUTELY !! My eyes were transfixed at him doing all those dance steps with Chelsie. Drool Bryan drool. I could not get enough so I decided to Google him. (Yes, I know Im obsessed, mampusla).

Below is the result of my Googling.

Baby, you are so fine !!!!

How To Preserve Your Friendship :D

Its been almost a month now since my last posting huh people ? Well, Ive been so occupied with other aspects of my life that I literally forgot about blogging. Its 6.16 a.m and I cant sleep like always so I decided to post the randomest post. Be cautioned that this is not what I actually do, its just how the sarcastic side of me wants to play tonight :D A round of applause please...(cue thunder claps), trumpets...Presenting...

BRYAN'S HOW TO ON PRESERVING YOUR SO CALLED FRIENDSHIP

1. Spot a friend from the corner of your eye? If he or she doesn't notice you then you also do not notice them. Saw you though? Put on the brightest smile you ever had in your whole entire life and proceed to walk over and say hye with exaggerated excitement.

2. Compliment a friend on whatever NEWNESS he or she has. New phone? You say, cool phone. New hair color? You say, it really brings out your eyes.(this applies even when your friend looks like a clown on Ecstasy). New boyfriend? You say, OMG..you are so lucky to have him( in reality, the bf looks like Jack Black humping a donkey). Remember, a compliment always gets you new friends xD

3. Have a friend that is oh-so-attached to you? So attached that you could feel like a Siamese twin with the constant extra head over your shoulder? Now, why dont you play the role of the overly attached friend instead? Follow your friend take a poopoo. Take pictures of your friend taking a poopoo and upload those into your Facebook account. Scoop your friend's poopoo and name it "Jojo". Im absolutely sure this would deattach that overly attached friend of yours ;D

4. Too busy to spend time with your friends? Send them random text messages saying,"What r u up 2?" or "Miss U bitch xD" or "Lets hang out?". At least your friends knows that you still think about them when your actually busy with your NEW friends xD

5. See a friend but you cant recall his or her name? Always identify that person according to their physical attributes. Has nice eyes? You say, Hai si mata cantik :D Has a pot belly? You say, Hai si buncit :D Has incredible height? You say, Hai Hantu Galah :D

Thats all the crappings that I can come up with on this fine and dandy morning. Wait for the next installment occay bitches? Till then,

Lotsa shitties
Bryan ;D

4 KG MORE ;D

An update on my weight loss.

The last time I weigh myself was last week, my weight was 62 kg. That motivated me to loose more weight as I wanted to be in the 50 kg range. If you had read my previous postings, you know that Im on this liquid diet. So, I was anticipating what the frickin scale would state when Im on this diet.

As I stepped onto the scale earlier today, I braced myself for whatever digits that would pop up. I closed my eyes while waiting for the result. I almost had a heart attack ( there you go again Bryan, please stop exxagerating :P ) Right in front of my eyes were the numbers that defined my life.

59 kg. I had lost 3 kg. This means another 4 kg until I reach my goal weight which is 55kg. The best thing is it would be so damn easy this month as everyone around me would be fasting. Fascinating aint it? Could not wait what the scale would say next week. Dying of anticipation. (For the love of God, exaggerating again Bryan??) Mampusla :D

Lotsa shitties.
Bryan ;D

LIQUID DIET ;D

Hello skinny bitches ;D

Today I have successfully consumed only liquid based products. No solids. The things I go through to achieve my goal weight. Sheeeshhhh.... All I had was 2 bottles of mineral water, apple juice and a cup of Nesvita. Haish... As I looked in the mirror, I noticed that my ribs were getting more noticeable. A progress that I'm getting ecstatic about. Yeepiee :D

Moving on,
Nothing much happened today. Yours truly and Ms. Yana Rahman spotted the Japanese looking guy again ( refer to previous posting ;D ) So cute. Faint for about 5 minutes. Unlike yesterday, he was with a friend. So, the perception of him being a total lone ranger went crashing out the window. Teehee :D

What else huh?
Nada. Nil. None. That's all I guess. Btw, the liquid diet that Im on is going to take 30 days/ 1 month. The saying "dying to be thin" fits perfectly. ;D

Lotsa shitties,
Bryan ;D

OH-SO RELAPSING

Hello people,

In my previous posting, I clearly stated that I'm only going to eat a bowl of oatmeal today. Well, guess what? I did not. Instead I chose to eat a plate of spaghetti. Yes, I did experience a moment of relapse. I should really avoid places with food kan? Huh..Impossible. At least that was the only meal I had today. I only had liquids the whole day. I wasn't planning on eating anything at all but when I saw the spaghetti , I had to give in.

Reminder to self :- Tomorrow please avoid solid food and have plenty of water.

Anyhoos,
Yours truly and Ms. Yana Rahman saw the most beautiful creature that had ever stepped foot in the gates of UiTM. A tall, Japanese looking guy that could melt hearts with just a glance. Pengsan. We could not get our eyes off him, he was just too perfect too ignore. ( Stop the exxageration, Bryan ) Now, please excuse me as I'm going to jump around erratically.

Reminder to self :- Tomorrow please avoid solid food and have plenty of water.

Lotsa shitties,

Bryan ;D

55 KG IS OH SO ATTAINABLE ;D

Hello,

Today I have not eaten anything. After weighing myself the other day, my heart felt as if it stopped beating for a moment. 62 kg. That is not the weight I want to have. The thought of me chowing down all those food made me feel miserable. I want to loose more.

Just the thought of gaining sends shivers through my spine. Yes, it hurts when I think of all the calories I'm consuming. Tomorrow I'm only going to drink water and eat a bowl of oat cereal just to give me the energy that I need.

The only thing that keeps me strong through the hunger is imagining that each grumble is fat burning in my stomach. Yes, I am retarded. Boohoo.

Anyhoos,
Part 5 is oh so tiring.

Lotsa shitties,
Bryan ;D